THINGS  you can order
from Fat Freddy's  FIREWOOD  
   IF you saw something  IN THESE PAGES OF  "WONDERFUL"
                             "ONE of A KIND"
                                                           " CRAZY WEIRDO"    
                                                                    "FAB-TASTIC"  ART
and ........YOU JUS' HAVE TO HAVE !  
YER  DROOLLIN'  LIKE A FROG STAREIN' DOWN A FLY !
YA CAN"T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE !!
YA  BEGGED YER MOMMY ALL DAY AND SHE SAID NO !
YA  HAVE DADDY'S WALLET AND YA DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO !
you can show proof that you are 18 or have your parents permission.
YOU CAN CALL ME AT
 207-658-4358  or email me right here and order
the THING THAT HAS YOU SO ALL FLUSTERED UP  
Here are the clocks that I make  IN various stages of
completion. YOU CAN ORDER  any falme design with any face

"PLAIN"                      "THE TACH"      or    " THE SKULL"
$65.00                        $75.00                        $85.00
You can even choose a  DIFFERENT  COLORS FOR THE
FLAMES They are made of wood and AIRBRUSHED ,then
"CLEAR COATED"  CLICK on each to see a larger pic.  
                                                  CARVINGS FOR SALE  
  
   This  "FLOWER CHAIR" is just the place
 for a brief rest to listen to the birds singing,  Made from
PINE it is not as heavy as it could be, Carved and painted
just for the heck of it.   I just couldn't stop myself.
price is $450.00
Come on up to MAINE for a visit, and pick it up,  
or have it shipped to your garden by spring time.
     $95.00   Now  here's a nice "spruce"  WALL HANGING  about 30 inches
across.
   Ya know ... I don't have any of those "QUAINT FRAGRANT Whimsical FAIRY
" stories  to seduce you into buying this.   I just started carving one Saturday
and this is what was left when i swept up the sawdust....
Then i kept it around for a couple of months, and one day I painted it with
some nice colors.
$ 125.00  
 HERE IS A SILLY BEAR THAT HAS COME UP FROM AN
OLD STUMP, THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THIS IS ON
TOP OF AN OLD STUMP
GEEE !  THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENCE .....
 okay i"m getting tired  THE humming bird ON THE FIRST PAGE IS FOR
SALE TOO....
IT IS $2000. AND i WILL PAY FOR THE SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.
LOWER 48 . STATES. YOU CAN SEE THE PICS THERE.


YER GONNA SEE SOME NEET FIRE WOOD HERE
SOME FOLKS CALL THESE LAWN ORNAMENTS
yipeeeeeeee
FOLKS ACTUALLY PAID FOR THIS STUFF
I never working enuff on these folks
What an artsit does to RELAX
things you can order
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YER GONNA SEE SOME NEET FIRE WOOD HERE
SOME FOLKS CALL THESE LAWN ORNAMENTS
yipeeeeeeee
FOLKS ACTUALLY PAID FOR THIS STUFF
I never working enuff on these folks
What an artsit does to RELAX
things you can order
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 E MAIL ME          
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
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HERE !! YES
RIGHT NOW !!
                                                 CARVINGS FOR SALE  
  
 AS OF FEB 4TH. 07 THESE CARVINGS ARE IN STOCK AND FOR SALE
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